Cock’s Postulates: Deleted scenes from Idiocracy

Cock’s Postulates: 

(from the movie Idiocracy 2006)

The four criterions that establish causative relationship between a microbe and a dis-ease: So, like, basically, why the covid-63 germs make you die and shit.

Not Sure says that if germs cause disease and you can actually ‘catch’ a cold or a virus then you need to prove that shit. Some dude named Cock was some wicked-smart dude from like the 3rd century B.C. or some shit.   Guy made like three or four rules on how you know if the germ/virus/bacteria is the culprit for your malady.

Cock’s Postulates

1.  There are shit tons of the germ in sick dudes, and none in healthy people. [asymptomatic corona patients?]

2.  Take the germs out of the sick dude (add a dash of Brawndo™ for electolytes) and try to make more germs by mixing it together in the bottom of a Wendy’s™ frosty cup.

3. Take that shit you just made, and give it to Upgrayedd.

4. Use the anal prong to measure Upgrayedd’s butthole and see if his shit is the same stuff found in the Wendy’s cup. Is the germ the same as before when you look at that shit under a microscope?

So basically, in order for a germ or virus to cause a disease, you need to confirm all these jawns, aight?

Do you know what I’m saying?

If you can’t satisfy all 4 rules, then you ain’t got no explanation for disease causation!

You ain’t got no Covid-63!

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2 Comments:

  1. oldworldnewworld

    Nice article…. Personally confirmed 63 in that order. 3 only 3 days back in a land near King Solomon’s mines. 3 confirmed at between 70 & 90 as could be expected at that height. This just before sunrise and @ 4:02 fell to 0 in front of my eyes.

    Felt low frequency vibrations as if phacon. Treating with 2 prong approach, being humble about my methods but also used a – 3 method with old cellphone charger with + earthed.

    Long been a fan and I see what you see.

    Thanks for your good work elsewhere, you are a great help to many.

    God Bless You

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