Cock’s Postulates: Deleted scenes from Idiocracy

Cock’s Postulates:  (from the movie Idiocracy 2006) The four criterions that establish causative relationship between a microbe and a dis-ease: So, like, basically, why the covid-63 germs make you die and shit. Not Sure says that if germs cause disease and you can actually ‘catch’ a cold or a virus then you need to prove that shit. Some dude named Cock was some wicked-smart dude from like the 3rd century B.C. or some shit.   Guy made like three or four rules on how you know if the germ/virus/bacteria is the culprit for your malady. Cock’s Postulates 1.  There are shit tons of the germ in sick dudes, and none in healthy people. [asymptomatic corona patients?] 2.  Take the germs out of the sick dude (add a dash of Brawndo™ for electolytes) and try to make more germs by mixing it together in the bottom…

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