The Truth Is a 180° Degree Perversion Of What We’re Led To BeLieve

Everything’s the opposite of what we think.  Your nose runs while your feet smell.  We park in the drive-way and drive on the park-way.  We recite at a play, but have the play at the recital.  We ship shipments by car and send cargo by ship. Doctors heal kill and democracy enslaves.  Sunscreen causes cancer, not the Sun.  Diet coke makes you fatter than their original poison.  Nobody works on labor day. Opposite Day – Andrew Bird – The Mysterious Production of Eggs (4:31) We’ve been tricked.  Vaccines cause dis-ease, they don’t protect you.  Mammograms are carcinogenic.  Fate, it seems, is not without its sense of irony.  Chemotherapy…

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