12 Tips To Trick People Into Thinking Your Smart
Ive recently come across a few ways to trick people into thinking that I am super smart. This is especially useful on social media when you want to impress your friends. The following is a list of tips on how to appear intellectually superior, even though your not the brightest tool in the shed, or sharpest crayon in the drawer… 1. Use big words when small ones will do just fine. Put another way; Employ a grandiloquent vernacular when banal rhetoric will suffice. A superlative verbiage is likely to impress those friends from high school whom scored higher than you on your verbal SAT. 2. Use a lot of semicolons. It doesn’t even mater if you use them correctly; most people don’t know exactly how they work; so you can get away with it; quite easily. People are stupid; but you;ll super look smart.…